So, you are a graduate?

So, you are a fresh graduate?
And you expect the World to bow to you.
You think your certificate is worth more than its weight in gold?

Yes I will be graduating.
But never have I thought of making the World bow at my feet
Not even once did I believe that a certificate was a passport to a better life.

What do you mean you've studied Chemical Engineering?
We're looking for an equivalent in Real Estate or Economics!
What chance do you stand here among other candidates? What makes you so special?

It means just that - I underwent training for Chemical Engineers
Which is vaguely if at all related to land and houses, supply and demand.
I'm not sure about my chances - I never bother. Which is exactly why I'm unique.

Are you up to it?
What are you expecting?
Your degree classification and pay?

Of course I am.
I expect sweat and toil and nothing less.
I'm a 2nd lower, if you want to put a price on me.

What are your expectations?
Just say something to keep us entertained!
Don't you have a figure plucked out from the sky?

Based on my calculations.
And I am dead serious about the figure.
It should reach XX00 without a hitch!

A bargain, we must say!
Of course it is reasonable!
A suitable price for a suitable man!

Apparently, I've just become a statistic unknowingly. I am one of the graduates who are "unhappy" with their pay package. It never struck me that I'll ever belong to this group of people.